These damn things have become a serious problem. I found myself hundreds of {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in red welts and itching like hell.
My house is infested with these things. I've tried everything to eradicate them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These bloodsucking roaches are driving me crazy.
I'm at my wit's end. I need help to get rid of these awful creatures once and for all.
These Goddamn Bed Bugs
Dude, bed bugs. These microscopic little bastards will turn your life upside down. You get bitten, you itch like crazy, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the heck they got there in the first place. It's a nightmare.
You start checking your furniture like a psycho, and you're constantly anxious about getting bitten again. You wash everything, vacuum the place to death, but those little bastards just keep coming back. It's like they're all over your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.
- Dude, for real
Bed bugs are the absolute worst. They make your life a living nightmare.
Kill These Tiny Bloodsuckers!
These freakin' things are driving me! I swear they multiply by the second. They crawl all over, biting and irritating me all day long. I've tried everything to get rid of them - sprays, traps, even that weird folklore. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these tiny monsters are immortal.
- Maybe I should just move to the desert.
- At least there wouldn't be any mosquitoes out there.
- Or maybe I'll just surrender.
Curse You, Bed Bug!!
These infernal biters are the most atrocious! I barely stand even looking at my mattress. It feels like a war zone. How did they get in here?? I've already {tried everything: poisons, hot water washes my clothes, and even camping out in the backyard. Nothing seems to do any good.
It feels like I'm losing this fight against these tiny monsters. I just want a good night's sleep!
This Fucking Bed Bugs!
Ugh, seriously, bed bugs! They are the worst. Absolutely swarm your apartment. You can't relax because you're biting all night long. It's are hiding in your mattress and they just won't leave you alone. I've tried all the tricks, but nothing seems to work! I'm at my wit's website end.
I hate these little creatures with a passion. I'd rather sleep on the floor than have to share these biting things again!
These Little Pricks Are Driving Me Nuts
I'm at my wit's end with these little bastards. They're constantly harassing up the side. I swear, sometimes I just want to explode. They're so annoying. It's like they have no manners.
- One minute they're ruining my day and the next they're smiling sweetly.
- Honestly, it's enough to give up.
Perhaps I can find a way to cope before I completely lose it. I just need a moment alone!